#cat furniture

ok but like why? i bought a brand new mid-century modern couch that says it's designed for cats with 9-10/10 clinginess but my maine coon just phases through it like a ghost tbh. have yall noticed this? i’ve tried 28-32°C on the heating pad and he still pounces on my 600 thread count microfiber couch with claws fully extended and no regard for the “non slip” claims. maybe it’s because it’s technically not a cat tree but a “modular furniture system”?

also am i the only one who thinks the catio vs window perch debate is wild? i mean both involve sunlight but one costs $6000 and the others are $20 from amazon. the vet said “it’s all about vertical space” which is just jargon for “give your cat a step ladder to pee on the walls” lol

someone explain this to me while i clean another hairball on the sectional. thanks no caps.