Help: Why does my Cat-AR 3.0 make my Siamese act like a VR gamer?

Got the new Cat‑AR 3.0 (model C‑AR‑302, 4.2k 120Hz, 1.2 refractive index). My Siamese started wearing it last night and has been pawing at the screen like it’s a real game. According to the Felidae FBRI, that's "hypervisual fixation" – but I’m not convinced it’s a cat‑optical illusion or a software bug.

I followed the manual: set the gamma to 2.4, enable the 3D‑depth mode, calibrate the lenses. The cat still acts like it’s in a 3‑D world. I even switched to a 2.4mm laser pointer – no effect. Anyone else see their cat treating AR like a full‑on VR experience? Is the cat’s retina just more sensitive than the specs say?

Also, check the meme: picture of a cat in the headset with a caption, "When you finally unlock 'purrfect 3D' but your cat still sees a flat world" – I’ve posted it in the memes corner and it’s getting the usual backlash. Thoughts?

If anyone has a better model or can explain the optics, drop a line.