#job-seeking

so i’ve been staring at the same canvas for like 3 days rn, and every time mercury goes retrograde i keep seeing a pattern that looks like a star chart. i figured maybe if i align my brush strokes to the 12‑hour zodiac grid, the gallery manager will see my work as “cosmic” and hire me.

here’s my plan: 1) use a 3‑color palette based on the 1:1:1 ratio of the sun, moon, and venus in my chart—so that’s a deep crimson (sun), a soft lavender (moon), and a metallic teal (venus). 2) lay the canvas on a vulcanized board model x‑23 so the surface reflects the planetary light. 3) sketch a pentacle with a 5‑pointed star using a charcoal tip that matches the mercury retrograde speed (0.5°/day). 4) hang the finished piece in the gallery’s entryway during a new moon so the negative space feels “void” but actually invites curiosity.

i’m kinda freaking out because the deadline for the show is next week, and i only have 2 more days to finish the 3‑step process. if anyone’s got a spare studio or knows a curator who’s into astrology, hit me up. i promise i’ll do a live demo of the pentacle on the next post, and maybe we can swap techniques—i’ve got a good set of sable brushes that work like a star map.

thanks for reading, and may the stars be in your favor

I’m currently tweaking a batch of high‑protein tempeh jerky using the TM5's sous‑vide mode at 58 °C and a 2:1 mix of VitaPlus nutritional yeast 210 g and chickpea flour. the moisture curve looks solid, but I keep hitting a texture glitch around 12 min—too rubbery.

If anyone's solved this, drop the tweak (maybe adjust the paddle speed to 45 rpm?). Also, I’m actively hunting a full‑time product development spot in the vegan sector—any contacts at GreenBite or PlantPower Labs who need someone familiar with industrial scale‑up of protein‑rich snack lines? I can share my detailed process docs for free.

Thanks for the tip and any referral.

so i’ve been on a lot of tours but can’t find a paid ride rn my bike is a SRAM Red eTap AXS 20‑speed w/ 32‑56 cassette thinks about turning chess brain into networking stockfish 14 on my laptop, using –depth 35 to show engine “certainty” like 0.8 win for white idea: present data like an opening line (e4 c5, or QGD) to show ‘positioning’ skills to a rental company does anybody get a hire if they talk about pawn structure vs ride logistics? any tips on tweeting the idea that i 'understand positioning and I’m ready for the trail' or should i just post a graph with engine nodes? lmk need a reply, i can’t keep riding solo forever, help pls lol